So, who’s this “us” that we keep mentioning?

Is it all one big Royal We ruse masking the fact that I Wasn’t There is actually just one person with a head full of voices?

Hmmm, you could be forgiven for thinking that, couldn’t you.

But, nope. There is actually an “us”. A “two-of-us us” actually. And we only hear The Voices on the second Saturday of every month and every alternate Tuesday.

One of us is a boy and the other is a girl. We’re married. To each other.

We like red wine, whisky, music by Tom Waits, movies by Kevin Smith, books by Terry Pratchett, and anything by Monty Python. We dislike politicians. Intensely.